7:26 Hilary Swank is hot, I don't care what anyone says.
7:36 Drew looks busted. Someone in the room said "I wonder how much weird dude cum has been up in her."
7:39 TimeOut cover picture is not a fluke. Ethan Hawke looks like le hell.
7:52 Joan Rivers is a marvel of modern medical technology. AwfulPlasticSurgery.com ranks her third worst.
8:01 Oh man. Here we go. Billy Bush is the biggest douche ever. But wow Hilary Swank looks good. Or is it the beer talking?
8:14 A girl has arrived. She reports: Orlando Bloom is totally fuckable.
8:27 Penelope Cruz talks nice.
8:34 Come on Chris Rock please fuck with Drudge.
8:44 Now I remember why I never watch this shit. First award: art direction? BOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRING.
8:47 Is something wrong with the TV or are these movie ladies that skinny.
8:52 See the Pepsi Spartacus ad? We did that one.
9:03 What the fuck is this?
9:19 Virtual Edna blows dick. Fuck this shit.
9:26 Yo HILARIOUS STUFF!! LOL Mist-Takes.com
9:30 DiCaprio just said "2Pac"
9:36 Someone please grab Adam Duritz by that Sideshow Bob top knot and "accidentally" smash his face into the ground, please.
9:50 This guy would have to be the most annoying person in the world to discuss movies with.
9:58 Sidney Lament (sp???) wins honorary Oscar. In the upcoming Find Me Guilty, he's directing Vin Diesel as a lawyer, so he works hard for the money. Plus Vin Diesel is wearing a little blonde rat on his head.
10:01 Mickey Rooney death watch in effect. Cameras keep cutting to him like they're expecting him to choke on his own neck flab.
10:05 Andrew Lloyd Webber has got a real child molester thing going on.
10:07 Yo where my soldiers at?! This Phantom shit sucks. But that bling is realsers.
10:12 Jeremy Irons is a "comedy superstar." I had no idea. I like him better as the bad German guy in Die Hard With A Vengeance, and he's not really being funny.
10:13 Umm, you're speaking english, bitch.
10:15 Robert Richardson wins for cinematography: "I love fine wine and pussy."
10:24 Youse has to know how makes sounds goods when you has a movie makings, and Rays dids thats.
10:28 "The multi-talented Antonio Banderas." That's just fucking gross. Oh wait, this "greasy underground latino set" is pretty fucking racist.
10:31 STAMOS!!!!!! OW OWWWWWWWW!
10:38 Hey Baldie, take your stupid red face back to wherever you came from, and stop talking about being a little kid in a bathtub, it's really nasty like your big ugly head.
10:47 Dudes you should totally google "Scorsese" and "cocaine."
10:49 Ronald Reagan died this year. So did the guy who made Rambo: First Blood. Coincidence? Marlon Brando you keep resting in peace though. We cool.
11:00 Even though he's having problems talking, Prince is still the man. Fuck Spanish man, don't worry about it. OMG! it's an acceptance speech in Spanish. Suavemente, chico.
11:04 MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC Cue that shit, yeah shut up Kris Kross.
11:29 Wow, Jamie Foxx is awesome. I love his career. NH. Dude is SO FOCUSED. And for real, he deserves it. Plus I think that's probably the first time the Best Actor winner also has a joint on the new G-Unit mixtape. (DJ Famous' Piggybank.) So hot in the streets, man. Shout to Jamie Foxx.