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March 31, 2005
50 Cent Is The Devil, Letter From God Says So
God is now controlling the music industry. Brian "Head" Welch, former-korn-member-turned-jesus-freak was told by God to write a song for 50 cent.
Welch writes that he attempted to deliver his song to 50 on a recent trip to New York, but when he was unable to contact the rapper, he settled for giving his lyrics — plus a letter he'd written to 50 — to famed jewelry maker Jacob the Jeweler. He also concludes his open letter by extending an invite to 50 to discuss Christianity or just to snack on some popcorn.
This shit is getting really fucking weird - popcorn? Jacob the Jeweler as mediator? I hope 50 shoots his skinny ass. The 50 cent and Head messageboards must be filling up with mashups (did i just write mashups?) as we speak.
Welch DDisses 50 [VH1.com]
Posted by Nash at March 31, 2005 11:49 AM