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April 28, 2005

Meathead Talk

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No lie, I overheard this (and snapped a cameraphone shot) in midtown a few minutes ago:

Master (with oakleys on): So you guys, we now have an Umm and Ahh guy in our meetings.

Servant 1: Umm, what's that?

Master: See, gotcha. We now have a Umm and Ahh guy. He's going to be sitting in, and counting every word you little mutts say. If you say Ahh or Umm, he's going to take note. It's really cool - because you really can't be cold calling people and saying Umm and Ahh. Basically, we need you guys to be speaking properly, and we're going to start paying attention to your progress.

Servant 2: Sounds really interesting. I can't wait!

Posted by Nash at April 28, 2005 12:27 PM

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