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September 23, 2005

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This floated into the inbox this morning...



----- Original Message -----
From: [redacted] [xxxxxx@gmail.com]
Sent: 09/22/2005 01:09 PM
To: [redacted]
Subject: laguna beach hookers

[redacted] and I had dinner with one of the "writers" of MTV's Laguna
Beach last night. He said that the show is real but they definitely set
up situations. Big surprise.

As most of you remember last week the gang went to Cabo. I know that
some of us thought it was weird that everyone was ignoring Jessica and
hanging with Alex M. Here is some background. Before Cabo they showed
Jessica meeting Jason at the golf course. They hung out all day and
later that night they went to a party at Talan's house. Talan was trying
to pull a fast one and not invite the MTV producers to the party. At the
party (while Jason is supposedly still dating Alex M) one of Alex M's
friends walked in on Jessica giving Jason head in the bathroom. The
friend that walked in immediately called Alex M and tell her. Alex M and
Taylor jump into Taylor's car to go kick Jessica's ass but get pulled
over by the cops. Instead of playing it cool Taylor throws the fake id
she has in her wallet into the back seat. The cops get suspicious and
ask her what it was, do a search of the car, find the fake id,
interrogate Alex M and get her to admit she has a fake id too. Cuff both
of them and take them down to the station where MTV has to bail them
out. So in one night Alex M found out that her boyfriend is a cheater
and gets arrested.

The next day Kristen and her sidekick (I think that her name is Alex
too?) anyway, they ask Jessica if she hooked with Jason and she totally
denies everything. They later find out that she lied and that's why they
are upset with her in Cabo.

LC and Jason are currently f'ing. Apparently Jason is a total moron
(another big surprise) but he gets any girl super sprung. He failed out
of senior year of high school and is not working.

LC and Kristin are not enemies but also not bff. They are both trying to
become famous so they are hanging in LA.

Deter is a camera whore. Anytime the producers put together a scene he
tries to tag along to get face time.

MTV is hated around Laguna Beach. People that are not on the show are
always throwing beer cans and stuff at the cameras.

MTV is currently are working on a spin off for next season with
different characters.

Kristin is on this months 17 Magazine and also on the cover of next
month's Rolling Stone "Hot Issue". She is attending USC but has not
rushed.

Posted by Nash at September 23, 2005 01:33 PM

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