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October 20, 2005
Fly Ass Burritos

Ever see those food inspection certificates in NY restaurants? Take a closer look and you'll see that inspection information for every single restaurant in all the boroughs in available online, for free. I made the mistake of searching almost every place I eat, and found some pretty disgusting shit.
Benny's Burritos:
1. Food not cooled by an approved method whereby the internal product temperature is reduced from 140°F to 70°F or less within 2 hours and from 70°F to 45°F or less within 4 additional hours.
2. Evidence of roaches or live roaches present in facility's food and/or non-food areas.Cafe Habana:
1. Food contact surface not properly washed, rinsed and sanitized after each use and following any activity when contamination may have occurred.
3. Sanitized equipment or utensil, including in-use food dispensing utensil, improperly used or stored.
4. Wiping cloths dirty or not stored in sanitizing solution.
I'm OK with the dirty rags and stuff, but I don't want to bite into a burrito filled with roaches. It's not such a surprise, it's just seeing it officially online is gross. But strangely enough, places like Kennedy Fried Chicken and Mama's passed with no problem. If you eat out, you might be sicked out.
NYC GOV Restaurant Inspection Information [NYC.gov] click on "find restaurant inspection results online"
* Scambaiting 419 scammers and posting the correspondence. There's something kind of weird going on with this site, but I do hate that junk mail.
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The dude Willis loves his limes:
"Everyone drinks lemonade, but growing up in Miami, I made limeade instead. People thought it was crazy, but it was so good. And I love Key lime pie. In Buffalo I have to go to a restaurant like Red Lobster to get it. When they put that strawberry sauce on the side of Key lime pie? Mmmm, mmmmm. Love it."
That's cool, but Red Lobster? Dang.
First Person - McGahee [SI.com]
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Posted by Nash at October 20, 2005 09:34 AM