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August 23, 2006
WTF
Both because I like to believe good stories and because the world is a strange, strange place I have to believe Kola Boof's stories about "dating" Osama Bin Laden in 1996.
According to Boof, Bin Laden
(1) Made her dance naked to the B-52's "RockLobster" and Van Halen
“Your ass is too big, show me the front,” he would say.
(2) Loves "Wonder Years," "Miami Vice," and "MacGyver"
(3) Thinks Whitney Houston is the most beautiful woman on earth.
(4) Is a Stoner
Posted by P at August 23, 2006 11:53 AM