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August 28, 2008

Biden on Iraq

This invigorating display of truth v. power via the people's champs at Free Darko, in the midst of a thoroughly entertaining courtside salon held live last night through Biden's speech. (Get it? Courtside... See what I did there? THEY LIKE BASKETBALL.)

Shoals: A. just asked if Jill Biden has been shopping at the Michelle Obama store.
Dr. LIC: She looks like a person showing up to Bruce Wayne's parties.
Dr. LIC: Joe Biden's handsomeness makes Obama look a bit ill in comparison.
BR: Like sickly ill? Or like illmatic?
Dr. LIC: Like, less handsome.
Shoals: Biden's off-the-chain-ness makes Obama seem like an elder statesman.
Ziller: Did Barack just call him "salt?" Salt and pepper!
Shoals: "Salt" is street slang for someone from Scranton. They had a Negro league team. The Scranton Salts. Joe Biden built a museum about it. With his teeth!
Dr. LIC: Biden looks like he could play a serious round of golf.
Shoals: With his teeth!

The Biden speech is getting better reviews than the B+ I gave it last night; the quotes look like sharpened darts in print. Thanks to Paz for the FD link.

Posted by caps at August 28, 2008 10:46 AM

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