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July 15, 2009
Wednesday PM
Hand update: Splint is now off. The scar is gnarly and my hand is stiff as death and half-numb. But it'll be cool soon enough.
1. Keggers of Yore. (Via @johnnnyAa.)
2. The Gopher Hole Museum.
(Via Finny.)
4. Have you been checking for Fool's Gold's RAPPIN ASS THURSDAYS? If not stop sleeping! It's later than you think.
5. Pretty Polly Production's Availabilities Listings. Third Eye Blind still gets 50K a show? Fiery Furnaces are only 7500 - we could all go in and get them to do a date here in my Sunset Park living room. And while Ludacris and Snoop are making Katy Perry / Good Charlotte money - 80-100K per gig - Ghostface is ready to hang out for a mere 15-20 grand. Let's bring him out tailgating with us for a Bills game this fall. Ghost at the Ralph - it's a natural. Hell, he doesn't even have to perform. He can just drink some Blues with us and do "Go Bills" drops.
6. Speaking of the Bills, the new white throwbacks just got leaked:
Fully approve and shall cop. It's like they already have my money. If Ghost came out, I'd get him a custom GHOSTDINI, #36.
7. Speaking of football, former Browns legend Bernie Kosar's life is fucked now. Whoa. Representative sample:
Kosar holds up his left arm and points to the scar on his elbow.
"Have a cadaver's ligament in there," he says.
And that's the good arm. He bends over and lets both arms hang in front of him. His throwing arm is as crooked as a boomerang.
The doorbell rings. It's his assistant with the papers he needs to autograph.
She puts all the legalese from four folders in front of him on a coffee table that is low to the ground.
A groaning Kosar, 45, gets down very slowly onto the rug until he is symbolically on his hands and knees at the center of what used to be his glamorous life. And then he signs the documents that begin the process of filing for bankruptcy.
"Let me tell you something, bro," he says. "It was all worth it."
8. Ok, last up cause Finny's callin: They're remaking A Boy And His Blob!
Posted by caps at July 15, 2009 08:14 PM