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July 30, 2010
BREAKING: El Stence Lives
caps (5:43:48 PM): http://bit.ly/deEAl5
dusk (5:48:35 PM): amayzin!!!
dusk (5:49:12 PM): thx for that, slowest friday evar
dusk (5:49:22 PM): huddled in cubicle watchn clock not move
caps (5:51:02 PM): doin my part brother
dusk (5:51:55 PM): good also to see el stence got an update
caps (5:52:12 PM): tryin! tryin
caps (5:52:17 PM): RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF EL STENCE
dusk (5:52:24 PM): HAHA
SEE ALSO THIS (nice & sad, via Louis) AND THIS (upbeat, via me). Got the speech damn near memorized by now, dudes.
Also: Weiner ain't backin down! I like it! TELL EM WHY U MADD!
Also mad: ERIC "THURMAN MURMAN" WOOD! FUCKIN A:
Aaron Maybin finally did something to stand out at Buffalo Bills practice.
And not in a good way.
In just the second session of training camp, Maybin drew the fury of the Bills' offensive line when he shoved running back Fred Jackson to the ground from behind at the end of a play during an 11-on-11 drill Friday morning. A brawl ensued.
Jackson hit the ground hard and yelled "Come on, man!"
From about 10 yards away, Bills center Geoff Hangartner stormed after Maybin. They engaged, hands in facemasks, until Maybin ducked down to pick up Hangartner from behind the knees and attempted to dump him with a wrestling move.
Offensive and defensive players jumped in to break them up. The combatants toppled to the ground and were being pulled apart when Maybin delivered a punch to Hangartner's cage. The fight happened about 20 feet in front of me.
"Do that again, Maybin! This is football!" defensive lineman Marcus Stroud hollered from a group of observers. Stroud, with his helmet off, was held out of practice for unspecified reasons. "You're supposed to get tackled!"
The tenor remained tense for a few more hard-hitting plays. Then Bills guard Eric Wood expressed a different sentiment to Maybin, the 11th overall pick in last year's draft who didn't start a game and finished the season with nine solo tackles.
"Give back some of that money you ain't [expletive] earned!" Wood screamed at the defensive huddle.
Maybin sat out all of training camp last year before signing a five-year contract that included $15 million in guarantees.
SUMMERTIME FRIDAY NITE MORE SOON
Posted by caps at July 30, 2010 07:46 PM